Easy peasy!

Burrito Disaster

A wild burrito cooked by unsupervised puppies. Eat at your own risk.

Ingredients

1 oversized tortilla
Ground meat (source unknown)
A mystery sauce (possibly strawberry-flavored)
Shredded cheese
Optional: tail wags and barking enthusiasm

Quick Info

⌛ Prep Time: 10 minutes (2 hours including cleanup)

🐶 Difficulty: 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 (Totally unmanageable)

✨ Key Ingredients: Tortilla, ground meat, paws, confusion

Description

This is no ordinary burrito. This is chaos wrapped in carbs. Our top-tier puppy chefs decided to experiment without any adult supervision. The result? A culinary mystery that smells amazing and probably won’t explode.

Instructions

🔹 Human Setup

Gather all ingredients: tortillas, meat, cheese, salsa, and… napkins. Lots of napkins.
Place everything neatly on the kitchen counter.
Open the gates and release the puppies. Pray.

🔸 Puppy Cooking Process

One puppy distracts you by barking at the blender while another knocks over the meat bowl.
A third spins in excitement, flinging cheese like confetti.
The tortilla is dragged across the counter and partially rolled (ish) over the pile of chaos.
A paw smears guacamole across the entire creation.
The lead chef gives it a quick sniff and walks away. It’s done.