Ingredients
- 1 pizza base, pre-mangled
- Tomato sauce splashed artistically
- Mozzarella… mostly licked
- Assorted toppings (olives, onions, one dog toy)
- Extra: sock surprise (chef’s special)
Quick Info
⌛ Prep Time: 15 minutes (plus 3 to retrieve stolen toppings)
🐶 Difficulty: 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 (Utterly untamable)
✨ Key Ingredients: Pizza dough, chaos, toppings with bite marks
Description
What began as a pizza ended as a performance art piece. Toppings rearranged by nose, crust punctured by puppy teeth, and a mysterious sock baked inside. Culinary madness with extra cheese.
Instructions
🔹 Human Setup
- Lay out a perfect pizza dough on a floured board.
- Prepare toppings: tomato sauce, mozzarella, vegetables, and… emergency towel.
- Summon the dogs by shouting “PIZZAAA!” three times fast.
🔸 Puppy Cooking Process
- Tomato sauce is applied using tail-wag-powered splashes.
- Cheese is taste-tested multiple times before making it to the crust.
- Toppings are placed with surgical inaccuracy.
- The pizza is spun on the floor, then barked at intensely.
- Final touch: one puppy drops a sock on top. It’s now gourmet.
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