Ingredients
- 2 cups sushi rice (now carpet rice)
- 3 slices of raw salmon (or something orange)
- Seaweed sheets (chewed)
- Wasabi, generously smeared like war paint
- Soy sauce pool with mysterious paw dips
Quick Info
⌛ Prep Time: 30 minutes (or never, depending on rice control)
🐶 Difficulty: 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 (Might need some pray for luck)
✨ Key Ingredients: Rice, raw fish, misplaced paws, soy sauce flood
Description
Delicate? Elegant? Think again. This sushi roll faced a full-force puppy stampede. Rice everywhere, wasabi redecorated the walls, and someone sneezed in the soy sauce. Still… deliciously daring.
Instructions
🔹 Human Setup
- Prepare a tidy sushi station: rice bowl, fish slices, seaweed sheets, bamboo rolling mat.
- Line up wasabi and soy sauce with military precision.
- Release the puppy brigade. Say goodbye to order.
🔸 Puppy Cooking Process
- First, all rice is launched off the table. Not optional.
- One puppy rolls on the seaweed. Another licks the salmon.
- The bamboo mat is mistaken for a tug toy and shredded mid-roll.
- Wasabi is smeared onto every surface, including tails.
- Final presentation: a pile of fish, fur, and flavor, shaped like regret. Garnish with a noseprint.