Because your kitchen deserves a second chance
Puppy Chef Cleanup Services
So… you let your puppies cook.
It seemed cute at first… tails wagging, paws kneading dough, joyful chaos.
But now there’s cheese in the outlets, flour in the fish tank, and you can’t find your stuff.
Welcome to Puppy Chef Cleanup Services™, the world’s first luxury post-canine-cuisine cleaning agency.
The perfect solution
Our Unique 2-Phase Cleaning Process
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Pricing Plans
Basic Woof
For small disasters
Light tongue-cleaning
Gentle barking
No judgment
Ultra Woof™
Extra help is needed
Full dog clean-up
Chimp sanitation
Bacon-scented air freshener
Apocalyptic
You’re in serious trouble
Includes psychological support
Spiritual cleansing
Hazmat removal
Need proof?
Our Results
Testimonials
What do our happy customers say about us?
«I thought my kitchen was a war zone. Turns out it was just a Phase 2 problem.»
Greg M
Puerto Real (Spain)
«They even found my missing blender. It was ‘blending in’ under a layer of cheese.»
Rachel S
Boston (Massachussets)
«The chimp mopped with such passion. I cried. Just a beautiful experience.»
Andrés F
Mérida (Spain)

