Puppy Chef Cleanup Services

So… you let your puppies cook.
It seemed cute at first… tails wagging, paws kneading dough, joyful chaos.
But now there’s cheese in the outlets, flour in the fish tank, and you can’t find your stuff.
Welcome to Puppy Chef Cleanup Services™, the world’s first luxury post-canine-cuisine cleaning agency.

Our Unique 2-Phase Cleaning Process

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Phase 1

Paw Patrol Recovery Unit™

Professionally trained dogs will re-enter your kitchen and remove all edible debris using the most effective method known to dogkind: licking.

No corner unlicked. No crumb left behind.
🐶 Bonus: the kitchen smells like puppies when they’re done.

Phase 2

The Chimps™

Once the licking is complete, our highly trained finishing team arrives.

🤪 They scream orders at each other.
They wield vacuums with questionable precision.
👌 They mop like they mean it.

Pricing Plans

Basic Woof
For small disasters
Light tongue-cleaning
Gentle barking
No judgment
199 €
Totally worth it
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Ultra Woof™
Extra help is needed
Full dog clean-up
Chimp sanitation
Bacon-scented air freshener
499 €
At this point you can’t reject this
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Apocalyptic
You’re in serious trouble
Includes psychological support
Spiritual cleansing
Hazmat removal
999 €
We know you will pay
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Our Results

Testimonials

What do our happy customers say about us?
«I thought my kitchen was a war zone. Turns out it was just a Phase 2 problem.»
Greg M
Puerto Real (Spain)
«They even found my missing blender. It was ‘blending in’ under a layer of cheese.»
Rachel S
Boston (Massachussets)
«The chimp mopped with such passion. I cried. Just a beautiful experience.»
Andrés F
Mérida (Spain)

We can fix your bad decisions