Easy peasy!

Sushi Smash

Hand-rolled sushi completely squashed or unravelled. Rice everywhere. Wasabi smeared like green paint across the plate. A puppy noseprint in the soy sauce dish.

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Ingredients

2 cups sushi rice (now carpet rice)
3 slices of raw salmon (or something orange)
Seaweed sheets (chewed)
Wasabi, generously smeared like war paint
Soy sauce pool with mysterious paw dips

Quick Info

⌛ Prep Time: 30 minutes (or never, depending on rice control)

🐶 Difficulty: 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 (Might need some pray for luck)

✨ Key Ingredients: Rice, raw fish, misplaced paws, soy sauce flood

Description

Delicate? Elegant? Think again. This sushi roll faced a full-force puppy stampede. Rice everywhere, wasabi redecorated the walls, and someone sneezed in the soy sauce. Still… deliciously daring.

Instructions

🔹 Human Setup

Prepare a tidy sushi station: rice bowl, fish slices, seaweed sheets, bamboo rolling mat.
Line up wasabi and soy sauce with military precision.
Release the puppy brigade. Say goodbye to order.

🔸 Puppy Cooking Process

First, all rice is launched off the table. Not optional.
One puppy rolls on the seaweed. Another licks the salmon.
The bamboo mat is mistaken for a tug toy and shredded mid-roll.
Wasabi is smeared onto every surface, including tails.
Final presentation: a pile of fish, fur, and flavor, shaped like regret. Garnish with a noseprint.